Tuesday Check-In

Hi all.

I'm so happy to announce that I did everything on my list. WoooooHooooo!

And since I'm bragging here, I feel that I must share that my ass has shrunk. Yes friends, my badunkadunk is considerably smaller. I measured and it's 2 inches less offensive than it was a month ago. Can I get a woot woot? WOOT WOOT!

Here's an exciting tidbit from that not so exciting pool of tidbits that make up my life. For the past few days, I've noticed a distinct difference in how my pants feel. Now, this is my work clothes I'm referring to. I'm a black and white kinda girl all the way to the bank. I rock several pairs of black dress pants that I wear all the time. I have them in all different sizes, you know, just for how I'm feeling one week or day to another. Sometimes I feel skinnier than others and sometimes I just want to wear my jammies so I go for the fattest of fat work pants. Just depends on my mood.

I also must tell you that I wear 3 inch heals on a daily basis. I'm 5 feet nothin' so I need all the help I can get to fit into the normal sized world. And one of my female coworkers is about 10 feet tall and thin. I hate her. Naaa...just kidding. Love her! So when we stand next to eachother or are walking down the hall, we look like a circus act. I rock the super tall shoes to help me out a little.

Anyhooo, because I'm a shorty, I hem all of my pants and when I do, I hem them to work for my lovely shoe collection. Nothing worse than long pants that look like high waters with some kick ass Fendis. So for the past couple days, my pants have been dragging on the ground with the same shoes I've always worn with them. Why, you ask? Hehemmmm! It's because my ASS is smaller. Less love holding up my pants.

Okay, that's it for me right now.

See ya