So there I was...taking a shower

and minding my own business when I noticed something. Something strange. Something unfamiliar. Something exciting. Wanna know what it was?

As I was washing, I noticed that my body felt different. I mean different to my own touch. I was washing my one of my legs and as my hands went over my calf, I actually felt a muscle. A REAL MUSCLE. You know how the calf muscles are in like a V-shape? Well I can actually feel the separate muscles and the transition from one to the other. The gastrocnemius muscles. See...

Then I noticed my leg muscles. The outside thigh area where the quads end and hammies begin. You know how you are supposed to get a ridge right there? I felt the ridge. It's called the vastus lateralis.

Okay so I'm not trying to feel myself up or anything but I noticed a couple changes so I had to do some detective work to look for more. Of course! And I didn't have to go far. My bum is noticeably smaller. I have a round one, I've never been lacking in that area of my anatomy. And I have ridiculously small hands so to notice that my ass is smaller in my little person hands is quite impressive actually. I was literally standing in the shower, squeezing my own ass and giggling. Quite the mental picture, ay?

I ran my hands up my lower back and again...noticeably less cushion and more muscle under the surface. My goodness, could it be? A little valley along my spine? Maybe? Maybe. At least the hint of one preparing to make its debut in the near future.

My midsection, my arms, my shoulders, and oh my...A CLAVICLE. I have a clavicle! Do you know, that was some serioulsy exciting news for me.

Then as I'm getting ready for work today, I decide to pull out a blouse that I've had for a few years. It's just been hanging in my closet with the tags on it. It has taunted me for years. "Hello Salina, you know what? I'm a size 8. Neener neener. You can't wear me. Ha ha haaaaa ha ha haaaaa." Did you read that with the antagonistic neener neener voice that I intended? If not, you should try again, it's much more entertaining that way.

I pulled that snotty little size 8 blouse out and guess what....you'll never guess, okay guess.

HA! ;)

Happy Thursday. What wonderments happened to you today?